Mike Vrabel

After retiring from paying in 2010, Vrabel became the linebackers and defensive line coach at Ohio State for three seasons before beginning his NFL coaching career in 2014 with the Houston Texans as the linebackers coach. The Titans hired him in 2018 as the team’s head coach.  

I don’t even care about this man’s metrics or football career – in 2011 he was arrested at a casino for felony theft for stealing eight bottles of beer from a deli. That is some beautiful Robert Durst shit. That was the same year he retired from playing football to become the linebackers coach at Ohio State – that is a multi-million dollar salary! Why is he stealing eight beers?!?! 

We stan.